farandolae:

baphomeme-archive:

1. purposefully forget their names
2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
4. “hold this.” stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
5. “sorry, what? i wasn’t listening” rinse and repeat
6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing